Silly childhood fears!
April 22nd, 2009 | 
Author: When I was a young child, on one occasion I became afraid that Count Duckula would get me in my sleep.
(Yes. Duckula. The vegetarian vampire. Yes.)
I got myself out of this by convincing myself that my bedside lamp was the functional equivalent of sunlight and all I'd need to do was turn it on to repel a vampire. This was no less logical than the original fear, and worked.
There, that's my embarrassing childhood admission. Your turn!
Incidentally, these days I'm able to deal with vampires by dual-classing atheist-suitheist. As atheist I get an automatic huge bonus to all rolls to disbelieve, while as self-proclaimed deity, everything to do with me is holy, yea, even unto mine farts.
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