A "bold the things you have done" meme. I can't remember the scoring, but if you don't get more than me you're probably either under five or a blind cave fish.

1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol (Champagne. Twice. And yucky chocolate fillings.)
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family (What's strange about that?)
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
SUBTOTAL: 2

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend (I don't think I've done anything but obfuscation or oversimplification.)
5. sneaked out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone (Only unintentionally. Which is more down to ineptness than any lack of will to cause suffering.)
9. wished someone to die (Public figures only, though, not people I know.)
10. seen someone die (My sister Apricot. The vet was very good and made a house call so she could die at home.)
SUBTOTAL: 7

1. missed curfew (Only by accident or misunderstanding.)
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself (It was in a good cause.)
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair (YUCK!)
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club (To see my baby bro playing! I have also been thrown out of a club because I didn't like being called a stupid bitch by some wart who turned out to own the place.)
10. been to a bar ("Orange squash and bitter lemon, please.")
SUBTOTAL: 11

1. been to a wild party
2. seen the Mardi Gras
3. drank more than four beers in a night (What's beer?)
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything for the purposes of getting high
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore an arm band
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listen to rap (Only on the soundtrack of Grand Theft Auto.)
10. own a 50 Cent CD
SUBTOTAL: 12

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed prep
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on your neighbor
10. had someone sneak into your room (A possibility, but not while I was in there.)
SUBTOTAL: 12

1. sneaked into someone else's room
2. had a romantic crush on your best friend
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut (All the damn time)
6. called someone a slut (It's how we communicate)
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposite sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
SUBTOTAL: 14

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school (Towards the end of secondary school, when depression hit hard, I 'missed the bus' a lot. Before that I would never have dreamed of it.)
5. had surgery (I don't count it if I wasn't properly knocked out for it.)
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying
9. caught something on fire (Other than candles...)
10. lied about your age
SUBTOTAL: 15

1. owned an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. cheated with someone
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger (Oh noes, I'm a whore)
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been sexually harrassed
10. been verbally harrassed
SUBTOTAL: 17

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online (And they're all gorgeous. Ooh, so insecure now.)
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight (Ah, young luv.)
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone (Gods yes.)
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex (Sat... I had a young idiot test the limits of my personal space once. Asshole thought they could alpha me. Sometime I'll hit them for a rematch of that interrupted stare-out competition.)
10. cheated on a test
SUBTOTAL: 21

1. cheated on homework
2. held hands with someone of the opposite sex
3. been pushed into a pool
4. played pool (Not competitively, but I've had a go on my bro's fold-away table.)
5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight
6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
7. had a crush on someone younger than you
8. worn eyeliner
9. skinny-dipped
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair (Sniggering when my brother suddenly exploded with "Timmy!" doesn't count.)
TOTAL: 22

If you recognised the title of this post as a Steps quotation, I laugh at you.