Not enough Ds
It's been rumoured/leaked/announced/fervently fan-wished that the title of the forthcoming Doctor Who Special, The Waters of Mars, is an anagram. Over-bombastic director Russell T Davies is known to like wordplay ("Torchwood", for example, is an anagram of "Doctor Who").
So, having spent a few minutes with Notepad I can reveal the true title of the episode:
The Forest Aswarm
Disclaimer: This is not the true title, or not according to fandom. It's just the option I liked most. (Honourable mention to "Matt? He's far worse".)
I am most peeved that there's no D, which is needed to make most good words, eg Doctor, TARDIS, Dalek, retarded.
