Appeal for trouble
May 6th, 2009 | 
Author: Would someone be kind enough to rescue Sylvie from Weft? ;)
In other words, don't make me shove Basaltine in his sheep outfit again.
edit, 7th am: Alternatively, save Weft from his own stupid mouth.
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