Black Dog Blog

• RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK INDAHOUSE! AFK 4 EVAR #
• Just returned from walkies with a very pully (not Puli (hurf durf dog pun)) Ridgeback cross named Daks. I smell of dog. Piper is NOT amused. #
• Time to work more on ongoing story, One Dog Night (Aborigine puns yay). Fun bit soon, but next up argument and misunderstandings aplenty >:) #
• ……….I still have poop bags in my pocket. (Empty, obviously.) #
• #microfiction I couldn't sleep for the f^$%ing screaming. Even with cottonwool in my ears. Stuffing the wool in her mouth, now, THAT worked. #
• #microfiction Certain at any moment she would be spotted, Lois slipped the note under the wiper, laid the roses on the bonnet and scarpered. #
• #microfiction The mini-horrors crawled round, waahing for bottle, mum or whatever. You'll never see me having one of those. Let alone 1,000. #
• #microfiction "What do you mean it's an echidna? You mean echidnas are REAL?" The cowardly thief dove for the bushes. The warlock… sighed. #
• #microfiction My perfect sapphire orbs shut, one final sigh stirred my ivory breast. Maybe Prince Legmir would regret it once I was DEAD!!1! #
• (That last one was for @Anke, who complained of dumb stories where a woman cries and/or dies to make a man feel bad. That'll do, Mary Sue.) #
• #microfiction He crushed his lips to hers, and since he HAD just saved her from death, she hadn't the heart to tell him he was a bad kisser. #
• Must stop. Exceeded quota. Going to make relative/s watch Auto-Tune the News, which is AWESOMESAUCE. #

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