Black Dog Blog

• Find self using phrases like "mayfly-esque example of transi(s)tory ephemerality" in casual emails (about files getting repeatedly deleted). #
• I am assured by a female colleague that bow ties are only sexy when unfastened and worn with a tux. Menswear is unpredictably complicated. #
• #microfiction "You mean I have to do a good deed for the day EVERY day?" "The clue's in the wording." "I thought it was a figure of speech!" #
• RT @juarez161: #vss tag is superior to #microfiction. It uses so few characters where you are already very limited. — I may convert… #
• Resisting urge to say @ChessTweets "NB3=" I don't think I'm quite that much of a troll. Chess surprisingly fun spectator sport at this pace. #
• #microfiction #vss John woke up that morning to find Twitter's character limit reduced from one-hundred-and-forty to -thirty-nine. THE HORRO #
• #microfiction He broke off. "We mustn't do this. I – mustn't." After a pause he added: "I didn't mean you should stop." #
• #microfiction "Turning into a dragon means you're evil," he declared with surety; "ever done that, Suitov?" "Not I. Never shall. So tawdry." #
• Swine flu wipes! Doing my phone (I have a phone?) headphones and desk. I bet this is the most excited web devs will ever get about cleaning. #
• If, like me, you wish your sight wasn't too bad to be a pilot, you may like the cute instrumental Aviator Soul: http://bit.ly/1ELIz #ocremix #
• #vss Fireflies are dancing about my head, but all I see is the leather-bound first edition that just passed by under a beautiful girl's arm. #
• #vss This shorter hashtag is more agreeable to me. My natural mode of expression is necessarily verbose, some might say bombastic. Indeed, I #
• #vss Shorter hashtags are for those who MUST find something to say, even when they needn't. #
• Hey @dogopolis, wonder if they serve sweetcorn? RT @ridiculant: Poo-themed restaurant: http://bit.ly/9q2l6 #
• #vss I don't care about the stupid hashtag. Just stop writing microfiction in which I get chased or eaten by slimy fangy monsters. #
• #vss The bulbous, oozing nightmare bore down on Weft. He fought like a fury, but the mucus was too viscous. Then it was on him and chewing. #

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