Black Dog Blog

• I saw the BEST GUARD EVER in the front seat of a van. He let me lean right in and stroke him. Burglars BEWARE. #
• Kinda regretting emailing *everyone* on the To: list for today's meeting/workshop, as I get bombarded with Out of Office replies. *ducks* #
• Some folks hate Rabbi Lionel Blue because his TFTDs are rambling, good-natured incoherence. Which is preceisely why he's my favourite. #tftd #
• Why Herm? Many reasons. 4 letters; 2 axes of symmetry in 1st letter; no sibilants; hard to stutter; pun; good sound; chiefly, IT'S MY NAME:) #
• So @dogopolis Obi is short for Obi Wan Kenobi: http://tiny.cc/obicolumn Given his size, it should be Obi Kyan Kenobi (OH SNAP JAPANESE JOKE) #

I really enjoy this microfiction thing!

• #vss #mfic He was walking a short distance ahead of me, so I telepathically broadcast my intention to bite him, smash his bones. He sped up. #
• #vss #mfic He arrived early. I called down, "Wait, I'm not dressed up yet!" "I like you as you are." We never did go out. #
• #vss #mfic Ginger presses down on the thing's face; it begin to suffocate. No more will it steal HIS attention! Tiny legs kick at cot bars. #

Best trending topic ever:

• #bbcporn In The Perfumed Garden #
• #bbcporn Karma Sutra Babies #
• #bbcporn I hope someone's said Glory Hole in the Wall already… #
• #bbcporn One Man and his Sock #
• #bbcporn The Afternoon Lay #
• #bbcporn Nubbin Hood? Too cutesy? #
• #bbcporn W..k up to Wogan #
• #bbcporn Mr. Bennder #
• #bbcporn King Rollover #
• #bbcporn Sinned in the Widows #
• #bbcporn Bride and Bedroomish #
• #bbcporn A Frottage on Tartmoor #
• #bbcporn The Privates' Life of Pants #
• #bbcporn The Woodencocks #
• #bbcporn Gash in the Prophylactic #
• I don't think anything needs to be done to Richard Hammond's Blast Lab. #bbcporn #
• But we could have… Richard Hammond's Engendering Erections #bbcporn #
• #bbcporn From Penis to Plough-Shares #
• #bbcporn This Guy at Night, Rise of the Penis (bbc.co.uk/programmes makes this too easy… bless) #
• #bbcporn Sports Extra Penis #
• #bbcporn Thrust Moaning with Rigid Nut Nudey (@Herring1967) #
• #bbcporn Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Experience #
• #bbcporn Make My Body Hunger #
• #bbcporn What Not To Put Where #
• #bbcporn 'F He Licks The Cat #