Black Dog Twittering on 2009-08-26
August 26th, 2009 | 
Author: - Spam is becoming particularly odious. Got one titled "Saturday work (optional)". What a rotten thing to say, just to get me to open it. #
- Asked Loki to win me the lottery. He said "meet me halfway, Herm – at least buy a ticket". Omnipotence my eye! Switching to Bau worship. #
- Is spoilering all Hinduism by hyperlinking "Krishna" to the Vishnu page. Because I am inherently cruel. Doesn't my cruelty make you shivar? #
- Coin gleams from tarmac / Dropped by hit-and-run victim / Ah well, my good luck #haiku #haikuday #
- Snow-white residue / found in almost all banknotes / Straws for people's coke #haikuday #haiku #
- Just typoed football as "goofball" – AND AGAIN while tweeting it. #typo #
- Hey look, asexuals are in the media again! Seems like a while since I've heard of us. http://bit.ly/bivKb #asexuality #sexuality #
- Can't stop favouriting every picture @dogopolis posts. STOP BEING CUTE! #
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