Black Dog Blog

• Life kicked my arse before I got out of bed. The sort of mood even sexually harassing pigeons couldn't lift…but geek banter has worked. <3 #
• "If I compare Ricky Gervais's humour to science…" Weirdest snatch of conversation ever from Radio 4 earlier today. #
• Young family plays on hillside, to be put to death in December: http://bit.ly/12Ntus #
• "Total Wipeout is now following you on Twitter!" *screams* … *screams* #
• Fruitbat, http://bit.ly/XICeo axolotl http://bit.ly/NTH4I threatened. Beautiful flesh bug http://bit.ly/VBwZk WTF http://bit.ly/12P4qN #news #
• Why #dogs bite their owners. http://bit.ly/Pzh8I #poodle #dogfashion #wtf #
• "I would like to live in Manchester. The transition between Manchester and heaven would be unnoticeable" -Mark Twain #manchesterfacts via QI #
• For the record, lastfm soundslike:Rhapsody of Fire helps is balm for bad moods. Avantasia, "Another angel doooown" \m/ http://bit.ly/3HWuhp #
• Delphi! #Delphi! There's a blast from the past… or not. Look at all the things that are still written in it! http://bit.ly/qcv3x #
• Gently reproved @binhbui earlier for asking fellow geeks "you want to play table tennis?" Told him the correct way to phrase this is "Ping?" #

OMG PHOTOS

• http://twitpic.com/fdbxj – Ohhhh yeah. Back from watching G-Force in 3D with @binhbui, @paulmsmith and @spielbergio. #
• http://twitpic.com/fdc9e – I am not the werewolf. #

Twitter film reviews!

• #gforce is lots of silly fun – great special effects, Dobermans, fast-paced, genuinely LOL moments, a little unbearable sap and flag-waving. #
• I liked how the black guinea pig was black and could breakdance. That wasn't racist. #gforce #
• I liked how the girl guinea pig was sexy, crazy, evil and manipulated the men. That wasn't sexist. #gforce #

Fiiiiction.

• #vss Weft put his head round the door. "Did you miss me?" "You've only been gone nine minutes," said Suitov. "You noticed!" Weft chirped. #
• #vss #mfic My beautiful unborn young. Their flexible, round eggs, pentagonal-patched, in your garages, gardens, offices, lockers… waiting. #
• The pair who show up in some of my #vss / #mfic tweets: Suitov http://bit.ly/suitov & Weft http://bit.ly/wefty (stylised art by yours truly) #
• #vss #mfic Filming Hirst's Mother and Child Divided at the Tate for his art series, the little mule suddenly wished he wasn't called Muffin. #
• #vss #mfic She came round. Head shaved. Orange jumpsuit. Wrists sore from cuffs. "Welcome, inmate!" It was Ch. 4's replacement for Big Bro. #