"I jush found it in thish (hic) glashier, guv" news trawl

If you don't eat your mutt you can't have any puddy! How can you have any puddy if you won't eat your mutt?!

(Picture = cutest brindle mastiff EVAR TODAY.)


Dog survives 65ft plunge into sea, looks nervously at RNLI rescuers licking their lips.


Swan

Penguin

Bat


Shackleton's whisky to be dug up


Bitter divorcees 'using children'

It's arseholes like this who should be stopped from marrying, not them scary scary gays.


Megaloceros giganteus (giant deer) starved to death during ice age. Clearly they didn't think of storing their booze in a nearby glacier.

"That means that mainland giant deer had some sort of refugia from the Ice Age before they met their ultimate extinction; they were able to move to a better environment and survive later," says Ms Chritz. BBC

And that, my UK friends, is why moose go to Iceland.

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