"And this is why goalkeepers get all the puddytats" news trawl
November 24th, 2009 | 
Author: Pet labrador which 'knew train timetable' dies (shut up, it is not a slow news day!1!)
Read the original story too, linked in the sidebar. That signalman is after my own heart.
Police making arrests 'just to gather DNA samples'
Colours, sounds and moving objects
HIV infections and deaths fall as drugs have impact
The worldwide stats are really interesting.
Grandmother monkeys care for baby
I bet this guy is the new football sex symbol. Ladies?
This article also wins for coining a slightly more disturbing variant of "it's not rocket science":
"We're not building an atomic bomb," he points out. "You just have to use the right quantities, and the right ingredients."
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