Black Dog Twittering on 2010-02-04
February 4th, 2010 | 
Author: - Listening to SimplyNoise.com's thunderstorm soundscape to block out chatter and noise. A thunderclap just made me jump out of my skin! #
- Via @bbctech: Schools are buying equipment to detect cheats with mobile phones. http://bit.ly/d77qNL // Wave Bubbles should be made legal! #
- Bro2 found my wallet with its Get Out of Hell Free Card ( http://www.getoutofhellfree.com/ ). I AM SO RELIEVED! Oh, and my money and stuff. #
- Making pervy remarks about alien craft by email to @almostwitty trying to crack him up… not that I can tell if I succeed, which is a flaw. #
- Has just witnessed a drive-by interviewing about Simon Cowell. I hope I won't be called upon to testify. #
- #vss Ripping your skin with my fingernails. It's rough, goosebumped; the flesh underneath, sweet, fragrant and white. My licentious lychee. #
- #vss "No apparent connection between victims"? NO CONNECTION? What about the spectral signatures of the seven medieval planets, YOU FOOLS? #
- #vss Nimbly, he smashed the bottle and wielded it in a perfect Ninth Guard. Then he realised she'd only asked the time. He cringed. "Sorry." #
- #vss Is it better to rip your enemy's every nerve fibre out through his skin, or make him think you've done it? Suitov liked to alternate. #
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