Didn't gain. Lost. Majorly. Not sure what, if anything, I did differently, but whee.

If I ask anyone they'll say "oh it's probably h0rmones", which, don't get me started. I hate h0rmones. They are h0rs. In fact, pretty much anything whose chemical name ends in 'in' or 'ine' is a h0r. This I know through my wattly wisdom.

(Yeah, on the wattle-and-h0rs tangent, nobody let the Fish dude from Single Female Lawyer anywhere near me, 'kay? I fear for my brachial integrity.)

Still only vague instructions, but "you're doing nothing wrong so keep doing whatever you're doing", while somewhat confusing in the verb arena, is at least something.