Vikings, speed-readers and yawning news trawl
Nooooo! My one hope of ever understanding weights and measurements! *cries*
I mean, check it out – my eyes cross after a few paragraphs.
Which brings us very neatly on to this, de said, shuffling paragraphs around. Could you read 100 novels in 100 days? With this handy article you can, or something.
A new study by an academic says that 'girl power' was alive and kicking around 600 years ago. Considering the whole '90s teenybopper 'girl power' fad was an absolute joke (yeah! Barbie power! Let's fire our male manager, but only after it's pointed out to us/we're rich enough! Then marry footballers!), I can believe that. Heh. I don't know why the article uses the phrase 'golden age', though. Rich widows had it good. That's nice for everyone else.
Viking ship 'buried beneath pub'
Trafalgar's pigeon ban extended
The dog fighting stuff is dragging on horribly.
Also, I saw a Dobie puppy this morning and he was gorgeous and awesome and floppy! He lives in one of those houses one unconsciously associates with a snarling dog on a chain, so I hope he doesn't grow up into an unhappy lad. I wish I'd been allowed to touch him. It sucks that people don't mind you stroking their cats (possibly because the cat tends to go walkies without the owner) but it's impolite to hug a dog, who are more social and pleasant animal by far than cats.
Excepting, perhaps, Murphy. He is a neighbourhood acquaintance of mine who likes to follow me and has a festish for my feet, such that when I stop walking he immediately falls over on them. (Dirty dirty kinky redheads.)
Contagious yawn 'sign of empathy'
*blinks* Let's see. I can infect people with yawnage, but only sporadically get infected by them. On the other hand, reading this story has given me an almost inescapable urge. In addition, it is known that I can only empathise with the printed word. Theory proved! \m/
