Black Dog Blog

Foie gras banned in Chicago. Meat-serving restaurants – guess what? – complain!

Row over Hitler-themed restaurant. Heehee. And Jewish groups – guess what? – get very hurt and offended!

Yes, look, I know it's immature, but protesting and getting mortally wounded over it isn't exactly hurting the owner's cause, now is it? Look where he's ended up because of it.

Even if he's forced to change the name it'll be to something almost as bad, so really, crack a joke about controversy seekers and have done with it.

Somali Islamists ban animal trade. I imagine poachers are guess-what complaining, but we didn't interview any.

Woo! Here's to Sharia penalties for animal murder, the only crime that actually merits corporal punishment.