Enslaved cobblers news trawl
October 10th, 2007 | 
Author: Mass grave found in Bedforshire
Sick, starving children to be slaughtered
'Torture' monk loses abuse appeal
Athletes test positive for cocaine, amphetamines and ecstasy; coaches fined.
Man throws people in front of oncoming cars; given ASBO.
IT *thwack* WILL *thwack* STILL *thwack* BE THERE *thwack* WHEN *thwack* YOU'RE *thwack* EIGHTY.
Apathy halts Nobel winner's talk
Oates' sleeping bag case not sold
Well, obviously. It didn't do him much good, did it?
Calls for a Museum of Chocolate
I'm a bit confused that they don't mention the existing Cadbury World in Bournville.
Whip-bearing women in space. Sounds like someone's sordid little fantasy.
Mothers-to-be end up at roadside in attempt to shake off attackers.
New face at a care home entertains easily-amused residents by singing The Simpsons. And a McDonalds ad. And mimicking telephone ringtones. Repeatedly. All day. It takes all sorts, I suppose.
Get this, doubters! Calm people using Lay On Hands on animals miraculously makes them relax. It must be Reiki Powaaaah! Reiki! Reiki Reiki REIKI!
[audio] Call to farm fish in barns
…yeah. In paddling pools, apparently.
A real friend tells you when you're wrong, making a fool of yourself, or a genocidal maniac.
[video] Hyena cub saved from parents
[video] Violent games study launched. Considering mass media's imbecilic, immature inability to understand anything software-related, it's surprisingly in-touch of them to use The Getaway as an example. A mere five years old, it is. (There's one notorious level involving electric shock torture. Then again, I'm sure the game is 18-rated.)
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