Best story EVER of the day: Bear convicted for theft of honey

and now I really want to listen to some Serbian turbo-folk. Any recommendations, guys? Guys?

Scammers posing as Army commander and jolly convincing it is too. "Demised persons" sounds just right.

India wedding guests 'kill boy' - warning, WTFery.

Computer games are put to the test

A proper control group would spend the same length of time doing something else, like a crossword or sudoku.

I love this. Just the idea of Ruthlessly Cornering the Market on heartburn medicine.

There is a CONSPIRACY to equate gays with Holocaust survivors—and only the Bishop of Motherwell can see it!! Curse you, Bishop!!! We would have got away with it if it weren't for your delusional ramblings!!!! Well, you may have broken our one-man Manchester asexual cadre, but you will never stop the revolution!!!!!

[audio] Scottish rescue dogs put to the test. Is anyone really surprised that humans work better with added dog? We've spent however many hundreds of thousands of years together, and we're still (re)discovering what our partners can do better than us.

Fourth rare loggerhead found dead

[video] Pratchett speaks about his Alzheimer's. It's heartbreaking. What a legend this dude is.

UK Pledge of Allegiance ideas

Iceland whaling go-ahead 'likely'. Eat what's on your plate before asking for more, children.

Audio slideshow (Flash): Perfume Pagoda festival. Really nice presentation.