I've had two women, each on a separate occasion, come up to the woefully inadequate kitchenette area in which I was mixing my lunchtime no-cal shake and admire... my stick blender.

"Isn't that clever?" they've both said, or annelids to that aftermath.

I decided not to tell them of my secret evil plot to wash the paraphernalia in one of the lavatory sinks afterwards, in case the overwhelming admiration should quite sweep them off their feet.

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