Wild wolves 'good for ecosystems'

Fossil tennis- and foot-balls = cutest things ever.

'Hobbit' human 'is a new species'

I don't see what the fuss is about. Neither is very attractive.

Vikings! Fire! My morning is complete.

I considered being ceremonial about it - rubbing date juice into my gums and saying the adhaan into my ear or something - but in the end, I just boiled up a few sprouts and grilled some synthmeat.

Chewy.

And then brushed my teeth with real toothpaste and mouthwash instead of plain water. Ugh, what a relief. Except for the bleeding gums, which I hope doesn't last.

Gnaargh, and then dreamed I'd made some soup in a blender and my brother stole it. WTF. It's been so nice not having to stress about stupid food.