The reason I like Buddhism is that it's so practicable and not at all hypocritical.

Oh yeah, what was that hadith (Muslim anecdote about stuff said by the prophet) about the poor sods who have to cook for and tend to ascetics being far more worthwhile? Hehehe. *slips on flame-proof green silk leggings*

"Inappropriate and illegal questions"?!

What should be illegal is expecting children as old as 11 not to know what sex is about. Not practising it, but certainly told about it openly and honestly. Then again, I was allowed to read The Body Book at about age four, so what do I know?