My webhost is actually pretty awesome.

Clouded leopard (my favourite cat) and naughty Sumatran tigie. Also some bright-coloured birdies.

It's like Pygmalion on Old Kingdom Ale. Take a bit of cattishness and a bit of mummy, stir and instant Jeanne d'Arc!

(What's Old Kingdom Ale? This is. Mmmmm, hierogliffic.)

Someone in BBC News is impish! The headline on the Europe front page read "Lawyer accuses priest of lying".

The movie is based on the true story of a British woman, Kiranjit Ahluwalia, who was jailed in 1989 for killing her violent husband by setting him on fire.

Former Miss World Rai said she took the role because it "touched a chord and as a woman I believed in the issue".
--BBC: Bollywood star spotlights abuse

...*takes a large step away from her*

(The story's really about abuse against women. It was just very clumsily worded.)

Companies urged: 'let your staff blog'

Hybrid embryo ban 'unnecessary'. I'm all for them going ahead. Not growing a hybrid to term, but that's not the idea.

How to respond to "Whatevah!"

Woop woop! Deprioritise, deprecate and deëncouragementalise jargon!

An Italian film which features Jesus drinking from a can of Coca-Cola is delayed because of complaints - from the Coca-Cola Company.