My Perl Akismet module is installed. Now I've absolutely no idea what to do with it. Won't this be fun!

(I anticipate a lot of help-cadging from people on UnitedHosting's support fora.)

Freaking AWESOME.

And not just because it's Lordi and yay Finland \m/ \m/ and so forth---

It [...] will tell the story of a monster attack, with an autistic child the only person who can save the world.

One thing, though. What's a traditional modern horror?