Just seen this article from last Sunday.

LMHHAO. Why do we keep letting these delusional, mouth-frothing, hate-glorifying brimstone-wavers believe they're relevant?

Perfect. <3

Shell shock at tortoise's gender

[the usual "gender is not a polite word for sex it is a different term omg idiots" gripe goes here]

Tortoise-keeping is very appealing. Our local pet shop has baby Hermann's Tortoises, which I feel poses quite unfair levels of temptation.

Hyperion the sponge-moon. (Wasn't this image on APOD ages ago? I'm sure it's saved in my desktop wallpapers.)

Snow monkeys drift into reserve

ZOMG TIGERS AND RED PANDAS. With bonus leopards and polar bears.

You are hereby no longer possessed by a Hindu goddess! I wonder if they have to give notice. Seems unfair to the tenant.

(I would be worried if I met someone with a neck like this. Jussayin'sall.)

Football man is Big Hero! With longbow! Or something.

Guide to Wimbledon name pronunciation put in solely because I like the sounds. :D

One for Charly at atheism_x.

I'm guilty of prejudice with the 'Magazine' articles; I always assume they'll be fluff pieces and don't bother reading them. It's because they call the section Magazine, and to me magazine = cars, fashion, knitting, Z-listers with their baps out and 'true life stories', I suppose. But this 'Magazine' section does have some surprisingly detailed and informative pieces.