'My breasts were so uncomfortable'

(Warning: contains possibly-NSFW photos, though no nipples visible.)

I feel dreadfully sorry for people in that sort of situation. It's not nice when bits of your body are out to get you, especially so when nobody takes it seriously.

So now she has a Compact Rack! Hahaha!

Teens 'cannot function in work' thanks to a lack of basic literacy and numeracy.

A-level pupils are getting record results.

CONFLICT PLEASE RESOLVE???

Chupacabra for the absolute win. Is that not the most beautiful thing you've seen today?

Plover, mallard, swan and geese: birdies' UK visits cease.

Also, baby robin.

Student guitar video game. I'd buy this on the strength of the name alone.

Pet camel kills Australian woman WITH LUV. (What. A way. To go. Gyaagh.)

Neolithic Wrigleys.

Clowns for Christ, now dipping children in a Big Top near you.

Jeremy Vine recommends: when faced with thugs in public places, say something and trust the mob to back you up.

Heads up, Pro members; I'm soliciting opinions on our tired, raggedy-looking banner image. (Non-members are welcome to comment too!)

Yes, this is in preparation for possibly drumming up a few more new members.