Aw what! Deplorable bits of dotty lion cub!

What should you do if money mysteriously turns up in your bank account?

Eagle and microlight fly together

Stuffed with a pack of lies. Advertisers should get the stiffest penalties, those deceptive parasites.

Sticky 'Spider-man' suit technology

Tar and feather attack 'barbaric'

I dunno. I find it a bit hard to fault, if the guy actually was a drug dealer. Anyway, ye gods, the delicate flower'll get over it.

What's it like to be a hairdresser? I've never wondered and now I know. Yawn.

Britons 'have cosmetic surgery for their partners'. (Or blame their partners, anyway.)

Merlin 'from Glasgow not Camelot'

Awesome, awesome picture.

Israeli anger over holy site work

(You can talk, matey!)

*eyes Turkey warily*