The Witcher game
Wednesday, 14 November 2007, 22:14Continuing Mutt's Personal Amusement Month, Slen has The Witcher. I have watched Slen play it through the early stages and have noted the following:
- He is Grunge Sebbie. Because he is.
- Apparently all men (except the main character, and dwarves and elves) are utter bastards.
- Also, all women have big boobies.
- There are Barghests. WIN for Barghests.
- Quite a few bugs and gameplay issues.
- Interesting combat and levelling systems. Nothing new or special, but fairly extensive.
- Dwarven dice = crack
- Elves = squirrels
- Dwarves = Scottish (GROAN)
In terms of sense of humour, it's like a darker version of (the recent) The Bard's Tale without the fourth-wall-breakingishness.
edit: Just met a character that reminded me spookily much of Pranciskus. Slen saw the resemblance too, thankfully.
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