The Witcher game

Wednesday, 14 November 2007, 22:14

Continuing Mutt's Personal Amusement Month, Slen has The Witcher. I have watched Slen play it through the early stages and have noted the following:

  1. He is Grunge Sebbie. Because he is.
  2. Apparently all men (except the main character, and dwarves and elves) are utter bastards.
  3. Also, all women have big boobies.
  4. There are Barghests. WIN for Barghests.
  5. Quite a few bugs and gameplay issues.
  6. Interesting combat and levelling systems. Nothing new or special, but fairly extensive.
  7. Dwarven dice = crack
  8. Elves = squirrels
  9. Dwarves = Scottish (GROAN)

In terms of sense of humour, it's like a darker version of (the recent) The Bard's Tale without the fourth-wall-breakingishness.

edit: Just met a character that reminded me spookily much of Pranciskus. Slen saw the resemblance too, thankfully.

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