"Why isn't your book sat on the bestseller lists?" demanded [D], a colleague to whom I've lent a copy of Mews, as I passed her desk on the way back from returning some CDs to Beyond Belief and Sunday. "Get it out there!" she directed.

She's only a quarter of the way through it...

By way of declaration of interests, though: D is another cat-lover.

...Yeah, I'm running out of excuses, amn't I. Dog help me.