Lots of stuff! I dunno, I'm too busy.
Friday, 1 August 2008, 15:33US vote says cigarettes are drugs, meaning they'll be regulated by the FDA now.
Broadband boost for island monks
Full steam ahead for new engine
'Fitness pill' being developed
Mental health killings 'falling'. Yes, I can't remember the last time I've decapitated someone on a bus. Oh yes, I remember now.
Army 'does not tolerate beasting'
Who is buying up Britain? Read only if you want to go into a red-masthead panic. (I for one welcome our new Norwegian masters, but all oil-rich regions can take a hike. Yes, including the North Sea.)
Poetry prize shortlist revealed. Oh yeah, I wonder how many of them rhyme. >:( Sadly, the site linked doesn't seem to let you read the shortlisted entries.
UK 'deluded' over emissions cut
Nasa's lander samples Mars water. This is awesome because it's not that email joke with a glass of water on a Mars bar (although that was funny, the first time I saw it).
Rescuers in fight to save stupid whale
Hungry seals 'steer by the stars'
Chicks with blogs get money. Or something. I've no time to do more than skim most of these today.
Harare diary: No more trillionaires
Bishops raise homosexuality issue
Tonga crowns king in lavish rite, or view the photos.
Anger over no mutilation charges
Presenter bitten by dog at show. I don't really know Purves, but what a great speaker to camera. Very dignified. Yay for ex-presenters.
County second for animal cruelty
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