I Want a Dog

There's a hole
in my soul
in the shape of a Schnauz
er and thus
I will fuss
and perform lots of pouts.
There's a gap
in my lap
that would fit a retriev
er; my knees
won't appease
this perpetual peeve.

A night out with tag-team hedgehog

Yemen divided on vice and virtue

Star Wars couple married by Yoda

Details of the wedding vows that followed were not clear but it is thought pledging to battle for eternity against the Galactic Empire and the forces of evil was mentioned.

I always kinda wonder in these cases if both the partners are equally into the idea.

Abuse terrorism laws more, councils urged

Elephant matriarchs have good memories for a good reason.

I'm on the Metro site because there was a good article about Asperger's syndrome in the paper version, but I can't find it. Ah well, have a hedge instead.

Pretty.

Three-legged dog loves train ride. That is a bored dog! Poor girl.