(Written for work’s newsletter.)

Frequently Barked Questions

18 July 2008

Thus far I’ve no sightings of hounds to report,
nor ominous howls in the night.
No shoes have gone missing, no threatening notes,
no relatives perished from fright.
I’ll not move to Dartmoor; I’m not keen on bogs.
A city pooch still, after all—
and I keep my address, for my housemates have baulked
at restyling it “Baskerville Hall”.