Category Archives: animals
Woe, betrayal, Dreamies, paste, teeth, Dreamies
These goings-on are very confusing and it was mysterious how well the whole thing went. It's lucky I'm an exceptionally clever cat. Continue reading
Adoptiversary
In fact, we had to persuade the RSPCA lady to stay around for more than a minute or two after I'd signed the adoption papers. She reassured me that she'd brought everything I needed to take the cat immediately, and that there was no hurry to pay the adoption fee. Continue reading
*blows dust out of keyboard*
Its bristled, wet protuberance squirted a puff of foetid air into my ear. Continue reading
The one word I taught my cat that's more important than her name, and it's probably not what you think
My cat recognises several words thanks to consistent usage: her name, Clawsewitz; "dinner", which means yummy wet food is incoming; "hot", which means keep off the hob; "come"; and so on. But there is one word I deliberately taught her that is more important than every one of the previous, and that's "finished". Continue reading
Riddles are shiny.
(Reposting this old piece so I can more easily find it. One line tweaked to make it generic.) I found a fragrant pebble; When I smelt it, out he came. He turns quite green with envy If left out in … Continue reading
EQUIPULCHRITUUUUUUDE
So this is, um, Mayflower the (real) Shetland pony using her ultimate attack. Continue reading
The Kettle Chronicles: the Black Dog by I. S. Morgan
The Kettle Chronicles: the Black Dog has a hideous cover, which it proceeds to defy by not only not sucking, but also being quite a charming little book. Continue reading
Lax morality! Faithless rakes! The continuing adventures of Geek Boy and Waggypants!
In which (three short updates) we see a little glimpse of Young Suitov's values. Wait, he has what now? Continue reading
Sensible advice on introducing pets.
This is actually quite straightforward to accomplish, and you can get the general gist from my abstract paragraph… Continue reading
Contest! (involves kitty and doggerel)
What colour is the cat who writes this complaint, AND WHY? Continue reading
The Barking Ghost, reviewed
It's the shortest and lamest member of my Black Dogs book collection. Continue reading
The best joke ever.
"It is funny because the squirrel gets dead." Continue reading
Cat Piano
The Cat Piano, an animated noir beat poem. Continue reading
On Them
I'm not sure if I've ever blogged this before. Continue reading
The continuing adventures of Dork Boy and Spaceman Sniff
And, lots of lovely murder! Continue reading
Dork Boy and Spaceman Sniff in their continuing adventures
"And don't try telling me she's suddenly discovered her maternal side, 'cause she hasn't got one." Continue reading
You owe it to yourself to watch this fullscreen.
Cat miaow music video – surely the only one in existence that doesn't suck. Continue reading