Einen herzlichen Empfang (lol, heart, fang, see what I did there) news trawl

Friday, 19 December 2008, 14:05

How are the bitey fallen! Since when are vampires reduced to angsty objects of lust for teenage girls, asks BBC Magazine?


Some amber with an unusual payload.


Pretty welding sparks.


"Hurrah, we've just accidentally dug into a magma chamber!" Oh, geologists. <3


Fascinating thing here about a follow-up to Milgram.


I thought spending my life with my foot in my mouth was bad...


Advice on chip pan fires has been changed.


Conifer pruned into plum pudding


Disappointing news. Cedric the Tassie devil, considered the best hope for his species because he seemed to be immune to the face cancer that's killing them, has developed tumours.


Winter medical myths 'debunked'


Mermaids! <3 Beautiful things.


Oi, hands off me beaver!


Sexy Muslim underwear. NO CONNECTION TO PREVIOUS ARTICLE COMMENTARY.


I want a robot. Do you too? So why aren't they selling them yet? Because, as this thing shows, they can't get anything about them right... except their names. And the cool ones of those are going fast!


The psychology of crying. Tear ducts are awesome. Psychology isn't, at least at this superficial level.


Now this really is awesome! Single virus used to convert adult cells to stem cells. There's a lot more to it, so read the full article if you think protein-making is just the coolest.

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The Day the Earth Stood Still / talking to dad

Friday, 19 December 2008, 12:49

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) was... strange. I'm going to get the original and watch it, because this was not at all as I remember the original.

The ending wasn't resolved very well (what happened? Why does clockwork suddenly not work? Whut?), there was insufficient justification for a change of mind, and the line, my favourite line, "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto" was conspicuously and tragically absent. (I thought I caught Klaatu saying it once or twice, actually, but you'd only have noticed it if you were expecting the line.) It also took away the main character's big moment, replacing it with a muddied and unclear moment of self-sacrifice or perhaps survival against odds (no way to tell!) for Reeves's character. I also expected the biological altruism angle (John Cleese's character) to be remarked upon specifically. The main character had an adopted child. They missed an obvious theme there.

Good things were largely the effects: Gort and the subsequent effects of its apocalyptic tantrum. I have a real weakness for metallic insects dissolving things and burrowing into people's veins. I liked that a lot. Klaatu's escape was quite stupid, but you couldn't help enjoying it with the technokinesis and the badass suit.

The science throughout, however, was atrocious. Animals need plants. Something hitting the planet at a tenth the speed of light would destroy a large area, never mind any helicopters flying towards the landing site (WHAT WHY ARE YOU IN THE SKY AT THE PREDICTED IMPACT TIME WHY?), and let alone what it'd probably do to the atmosphere before it got to Manhattan (WHY ALWAYS FREAKING NEW YORK WE LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS). Also, aliens with DNA? Puhleaze. DNA isn't 'genes': it's Earth's implementation of the concept of genes, which are a pretty good idea in themselves. It's possible that aliens would have genes. But their genes would, I imagine, be overwhelmingly likely not to be DNA. To take another example: aliens having computers, definitely possible. Aliens arriving with computers that run MacOS, impossible. Oh, hang on a moment, WILL SMITH, I AM LOOKING AT YOU, XENU BOY.

More reviews (with spoilers) from IMDb here. I agree with pretty much all the criticisms—except that Keanu Reeves playing a blank-faced alien is, IMO, the role he was born for.

Ah well, so I can still say Klaatu barada nikto and leave people none the wiser.

After the film, the three of us (dad, Slen and I) went to eat, and I told my father about my change of name. I think he took it well. (Well, he thinks it's an extremely eccentric choice, which it most definitely is.) His lack of knowledge of Shakespeare is very much mitigated by the fact that he knew who Diogenes was.

Ah, Diogenes, my hero. Is it pathetically sad that I've been really tempted to register tubphilosopher dot com for some time?

We also chatted about other stuff, like my intention to go for publication with Mews, the possibility of Slen getting a job, and, yeah. Stuff. A good, normal catch-up type chat after the main news. I don't think I could've hoped for that to go any better.

I was most nervous telling him about the surname, of course, because I still had his name. My mother changed her surname by usage some time after they divorced, many years ago; I chose not to at that time. I still think that was the right decision for me at that point. I wasn't ready. I didn't particularly want to make such a change then. In addition, there wasn't anything I wanted to change to—any other name I chose wouldn't have been mine either.

Baskerville is mine. It's unquestionably English with a decent pedigree (which is important to offset the unusual abbreviation "Herm"), it's a reference to giant Sherlockian monster dog and it has overtones of John Baskerville's attractive, old-fashioned-looking typeface. And it has an enjoyable rhythm and sound. First syllable stress and a skuh in the middle.

The fact that it's a B name is pure coincidence, really, but there are a few of those in the family. On my mother's side, anyway. Dad's side has a few Ps. I don't think I'd ever have plumped for another P; it's too plosive. Anything I can't say to a gerbil without causing it to flinch is just mean.

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Fiery cherubim

Thursday, 18 December 2008, 10:59

A coworker has just drawn my attention to Cherub of the Mist, which would seem to be a 50-minute film about red pandas and therefore made of win.

Speaking of films, I'm going to see The Day the Earth Stood Still tonight with Slen and my father. I have something particular about which to talk to my father...

In addition, I don't have his birthday present ready yet. It's coming along nicely, though! I hope it'll at least be ready to email him for Saturday. Yes, it'd have been nicer to be able to print it off and give it to him, but eh. I can do that at a later date.

Weird, disturbing and still unaccountably domestic dreams last night. For example, someone had stuffed chip wrappers and hot water bottle covers down the toilet. (Well, it was upsetting in dream-context! Plus, I hate things being put in wrong places.)

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Postgate and other news

Tuesday, 9 December 2008, 10:39

Mourn.

And feel grateful I don't post a maudlin Bagpuss quotation.

Postgate's work was dreamy, safe, surreal, gentle and top-notch in quality terms. Bagpuss was one of my favourites growing up. We won't see his like again. That sort of wonderful, subtle stuff doesn't get commissioned these days.


Scientists in Austria say they have found a basic form of jealousy in dogs. WOW, SCIENCE. If you discover a social animal that doesn't feel jealousy, that'd be news!


Virtual world for Muslims debuts. (It's about more than religion, honest.) I wonder how long until it's raided... by channers or police...


Inside a US sex addiction clinic. "Have you ever tried... y'know... not having sex?"

I don't really need to tell you how sad I find that, as a happy and very relieved asexual.


Finally, awesome dog owner and sign language for the deaf... Dalmatian.

Ours knew sign language among other spoken languages. It's useful for signalling when they're too far away to shout, or when they get old and like to claim they're deaf (naming no names, Apricot!).

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Singing you to sleep with news.

Tuesday, 2 December 2008, 12:48

This woman was born a slave.

Today, 2 December, is International Day for the Abolition of Slavery. Obligatory plug for our Ethics of Slavery, which is rather good.


What a great job it must be to work on the News Magazine. They're running an article on the etymology of 'grooming' in the sense of preparing someone for something.


Voting apathy in my county is 'among the worst in the UK'.


How do you make money in these days of economic downturn? Why, sell ice cream to Siberians.


However, whatever you do, don't open a Lapland theme park. Unless it's not crap.


Ugh. Generations of babies are having Robbie Williams's Angels sung to them in their cradles. Am I the only person in the world who thinks that song is as shallow as a midge's spit and possessed of all the musical value of one of John Prescott's farts?

(Other musical tastes are available.)


You know those Indian crocodiles, right? The ones with long, thin snouts with bulbous ends. You must've seen one, even if you don't know they're called gharials. Anyway, they're dying off and nobody knows why. This is not awesome, especially not when it's from gout. I mean, who dies of gout these days?

First video clip contains amazing footage of an autopsy on an adult female. Second clip shows lots of babies!


More things of interest to animal-lovers and worldbuilders: measuring the bite of a Great White Shark. (1:26, what is that sitting behind him?)

They have trouble inducing the animals to bite their baited pressure-sensor, which, fair enough, does not look either tasty or seal-like. "This really shows us that [Great] White Sharks are not just animals that bite everyting ... it's not this incredible Pac-Man that bites everything. They're very cautious animals."


Would you press The Button? More importantly, would these former leaders? Interesting 'audio slideshow' here of the 1960s UK government nuclear bunker.

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End ableist arachnid discrimination today

Thursday, 20 November 2008, 12:18

Can you make a living from art?

One Adelaide man FINDS OUT when his utility bills become due!

But the true answer is... yes!

Then again, they won't necessarily pay.

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Merlin TV series

Tuesday, 18 November 2008, 17:54

I'm just getting into Merlin on BBC One, Saturdays. I'd taped a few (what turned out to be almost the whole series, apart from the first ep, I think) and hadn't got around to watching them. Over the weekend I watched three or so to free up drive space.

It's pretty ok for what I take to be a children's series. (No idea if it is supposed to be a children's series, but if I read it as such I don't get offended by being dumbed down at or by the main characters being young teens.)

The dialogue is jarring in places (a few Americanisms, lots of modernisms).

There is Dragon and because I missed the first episode or so, I don't know what its deal is. Dragon has a trendy chain and is suitably Dragonlike (in a sense Suitov would recognise, no less): mysterious, knowledgeable, given to talking in riddles and not always prepared to help directly.

There's a lot of heavy-clawed foreshadowing about Merlin and young Arthur and their shared destiny. I bet the fanshippers have been licking their chops over all that.

The magic is the real fun and I'm seizing at the little systembuilding details with pleasure. Hoping the 'magic language' they talk in is good old gobbledygook and not Celticese. (I strongly dislike Celtic stuff of any description. Too many trendy idiots get squiffy over it.)

All in all I'm enjoying the series surprisingly much, given that it's no exaggeration to say that the Arthurian mythos and derring-do with swords are two of my pet loathings!

It's probably a lot to do with who they've got playing Uther Pendragon. (DRAGON GEDDIT LOL? I sure did, an episode or two in...)

Dragon wallpaper and all sorts of other stuff on the programme website. (I don't know if I'm missing a gene or something, but despite working with and on the web constantly, I never really bother visiting programme support sites.)

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Mulan songs

Tuesday, 11 November 2008, 15:09

Far be it from me to find meaning in Disney lyrics, of all places, but I think any fool or dingbat can tell why I like this film.

Reflection
I'll Make a Man Out of You (oh-oh, we need a montaaaage...)

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What do you call a monk punchup? A good start? (news trawl)

Tuesday, 11 November 2008, 12:30

Race to save world's rarest wolf from Sarah Palin


'Assassin' cells created in lab to target HIV. This is awesome because although they're realistic about the likelihood that the virus will just mutate again, engineering killer T-cells that can recognise more than one form of it is still an exciting step.


Missing dog found in stolen car


Man jailed for kicking, punching and stamping on an 18-month-old


Old deaf and blind lady found tied to railway line


What happened to the idea of 'secular vicars'?


Monks brawl at Jerusalem shrine. I don't care who's lying; all of these idiots should be sacked.

Here's why they were squabbling, but I don't care. Seriously, don't give them the attention and legitimise their tantrums. I'd confiscate the building and turn it into a dogs' home-cum-community centre if I could, but failing that, the cane and bed without supper all round. You act like children and claim your imaginary friend told you to, you should face the consequences any child would. Won't happen, unfortunately, 'cos for some reason some imaginary friends are more socially acceptable than others.

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A hippo went a-luting. Then the rain played La Marseillaise.

Friday, 7 November 2008, 13:11

Important news. The First Dog may be a goldendoodle.

Also, there was a bull terrier on the tram and it was awesome and probably against the conditions of carriage but I don't care and it was friendly and I stroked it and it had white spots. If anyone has a spare goldenbernard or rottweiler/alsatian cross, please send it here.


Rare pygmy hippo offers hope


Why is a four-octave vocal range so rare?

Probably because we evolved with midrange hoots, not to squeak stupidly highly...


Aggression linked to sadism, WOW SCIENCE.


Sting shows how to play the lute


Patients travel for proton therapy. This is awesome because protons can be targeted more accurately than the ionising radiation beams in conventional radiotherapy. Maybe because they weigh less than alpha rays (which are helium kernels and weigh four times more than protons, which are hydrogen kernels).


NEWSFLASH. Rain causes:

Wow, science, do me, do me now.


Yay, the UK won a European league for something! Oh, wait. *sniggers*

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Ghost Town review

Wednesday, 5 November 2008, 16:21

A singularly unmemorable name (I typed "Dead City" first, stared at it and then remembered) for a pretty good film, Ghost Town.

I liked it. I cackled a lot. I recommend it.

What I liked a lot about Ghost Town:

  • DOG
  • Dialogue
  • Sadistic humour, oh yes
  • General Britishness of the humour, especially in his interaction with his coworker.
  • English accent YES YES YES
  • Gervais is an atypical leading man for a rom com - middle-aged, British and funny, and not completely castrated by the end.
    • I particuarly liked Gervais leading because the last time I saw him Hollywood-side was a cameo in A Night at the Museum, in which he played the pigeonrole for a British actor: a stuffy, ridiculous and ineffective character.
    • Sometime I'd like to see a hunkish male get together with a dumpy, nerdish female who DOES NOT take off her glasses and suddenly become Miss World, and is sexy because she's intelligent and witty.
  • Supernatural element; these always help to avert boredom.
  • 'Sidekick' character also flawed, rather than playing perfect advisor to flawed hero.
  • Lack of religiosity
  • Relieving lack of schmaltz in general. In fact, what's the word I'm looking for here? Oh yes - unAmerican. I'm seriously amazed that both writers are from Wisconsin.
  • Beatles song
  • No sex scene
  • Retro nurse outfit. Um. Was cute.

What I disliked:

  • The romance. Yes, it was a rom com so I expected it. I still thought "just because you like him, why are you equating this with lust and naughtiness?" (Then I got annoyed, because as above, you'd expect someone looking like Gervais to play a "funny British non-romantic-interest friend" role, and that's annoying too. Dammit.)
  • Bloody New York bloody City. I'm bloody sick of the place. Things bloody happen in other places, you know! They even had to bloody well lampshade a bloody stupid plot point concerning the setting!
  • Needed moar DOG

Content warnings: Routine dental procedures.

Oh, and there's a pretty Egyptologist. I'm just saying, looking at nobody in particular here, REE.

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News trawl of the obvious (and dogs)

Wednesday, 5 November 2008, 15:58

America has a new president-elect, and most importantly, has a new vice president that isn't a drill-hungry wolf-murderess. Well done, our younger siblings, I'm proud of you.

Although baffled that 68% (ref, among others) is a record turnout; seems low to me, although I don't know the typical figures here in the UK.

Live updates are still coming through here.


The best story of the day, though, is: Nuns 'in Italy restaurant brawl'


One from Anke: Soup kitchen opens for dogs

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This news trawl written on the back of Don Dogglione's discarded hit list.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008, 12:30

Italy recycles seized Mafia assets


Hey Anke, ICE CHICKENS!


God, politics and the Kennedys


Gay blood donor appeal rejected

Fellas, seriously, campaign to change their minds by all means, but don't give blood anyway. Yes, I know it's dumb, because (unless I misremember) they test every donation for HIV anyway.


Supermarket campaign for ugly veg and ugli fruit


Christmas postage stamps, some without god-stuff

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Holmes filming

Friday, 31 October 2008, 14:09

We have a film crew in Manchester at the moment for one of the new Sherlock Holmes films.

(Apologies, as ever, for patronising presenter and pointless vox pops and general lack of information.)

I can exclusively reveal lie that that giant doll in the background is going to be the scene of the final showdown.

If I can, I might head along to the Northern Quarter and see if I can see anything cool.

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Vampires, and atheists, are alive... (news trawl)

Thursday, 30 October 2008, 11:44

Awesome animal photography in the Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2008 competition.


Peru's shamans send US election vibes.

I don't want the US to get "the president it deserves". I want it to get the president that will do the rest of us the least harm.


'No God' campaign raises £140,000


Me and my swastika


Richard Dawkins embarrassed after death and subsequent resurrection. <3 Dawkins.


And finally, the terrific Snopes.com does Dracula.

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Red Dragon film review

Wednesday, 29 October 2008, 13:45

I saw Red Dragon (2002) over the weekend because it was on TV. It's a horror/thriller with investigative aspects and I found it surprisingly good plot-wise.

I don't know why, but because I'd vaguely heard it was a prequel I was expecting something different from Silence of the Lambs. It wasn't, though; very similar format, which was a good thing in this case because SotL was excellent.

There was just one detail at the end that I didn't understand and needed to have explained to me. It concerned a substitution deception that wasn't very well explained; or maybe it was the noisy people eating pizza, talking and texting in between me and the screen.

And there was a reference to William Blake's Woman Clothed with the Sun, which I was able to explain to my brother just before it actually became plot-significant. Which was cool.

The film comes with a content warning for people with hangups similar to Suitov's: Dolarhyde goes to the Brooklyn Museum, beats a museum secretary unconscious, and eats the original Blake watercolor of The Red Dragon. (from Wikipedia)

Fans of tattoos will like it.

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It's just as the plant foretold!

Tuesday, 28 October 2008, 10:50

Aww no! Audrey II has died.

If I wasn't doing so already, I'd sing Little Shop songs all week in memoriam.


Glasses Dog says "these pictures are concomitant with my interests"


Pedigree drops Crufts sponsorship


'Worrying' stray Staffie terriers trend


Parents in the US rent retired sniffer dogs to venture into their teenagers' bedrooms


edit: Oh, and I made a NetVibes page for a larf. I don't know what, if anything, I'm going to do with it. I read most feeds through Thunderbird.

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