Category Archives: dogs
*blows dust out of keyboard*
Its bristled, wet protuberance squirted a puff of foetid air into my ear. Continue reading
The one word I taught my cat that's more important than her name, and it's probably not what you think
My cat recognises several words thanks to consistent usage: her name, Clawsewitz; "dinner", which means yummy wet food is incoming; "hot", which means keep off the hob; "come"; and so on. But there is one word I deliberately taught her that is more important than every one of the previous, and that's "finished". Continue reading
The Kettle Chronicles: the Black Dog by I. S. Morgan
The Kettle Chronicles: the Black Dog has a hideous cover, which it proceeds to defy by not only not sucking, but also being quite a charming little book. Continue reading
Lax morality! Faithless rakes! The continuing adventures of Geek Boy and Waggypants!
In which (three short updates) we see a little glimpse of Young Suitov's values. Wait, he has what now? Continue reading
Sensible advice on introducing pets.
This is actually quite straightforward to accomplish, and you can get the general gist from my abstract paragraph… Continue reading
The Barking Ghost, reviewed
It's the shortest and lamest member of my Black Dogs book collection. Continue reading
The best joke ever.
"It is funny because the squirrel gets dead." Continue reading
The continuing adventures of Dork Boy and Spaceman Sniff
And, lots of lovely murder! Continue reading
Dork Boy and Spaceman Sniff in their continuing adventures
"And don't try telling me she's suddenly discovered her maternal side, 'cause she hasn't got one." Continue reading
Gooey puppy
Vegan nummies and RSPCA talk. Continue reading
And still it continues.
The continuing adventures of Dork Boy and Panty. Continue reading
The king of the stick
Some dark-lords-in-training just can't seem to catch a break. Continue reading
Young Swiffy and canine
Hell yes there's more. Continue reading
More dreadful doggish doings
The hellhound adoption saga continues with Suitov helpfully pointing out all the apparent plot holes so far. Continue reading
Some wench stealing my ideas. ;)
Because all Real Authors steal stuff off random unpublished amateurs on the internet. This is known. Continue reading
Devil Dog: Hound of Hell
is a very silly film with a very good doggie in it. Continue reading
A wolf! A wolf!
The colours on this went a lot more red and blue than I intended. Continue reading