Author Archives: Herm

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Worlds Built Cheap

Contest! (involves kitty and doggerel)

What colour is the cat who writes this complaint, AND WHY? Continue reading

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The Barking Ghost, reviewed

It's the shortest and lamest member of my Black Dogs book collection. Continue reading

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A writerly exercise: "How could you get me so damn wrong?"

An important step in making sure you have a rounded character instead of a Mary Sue, or so I've read, is making sure your little puppet is not omniscient, isn't correct about everything and is sometimes pretty failtastic at telling important information from unimportant. Continue reading

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Mythology Engine: a data-driven site all about stories.

I've been eager for more news about this proof-of-concept project, now called the Mythology Engine, because I'm enchanted by the idea behind it. Continue reading

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Bedtime story

"Oh, all right then. One story." Continue reading

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The best joke ever.

"It is funny because the squirrel gets dead." Continue reading

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Ninja Assassin

All right you guys. Ninja Assassin is the BEST FILM EVER. We were laughing so hard throughout. It's wonderful, really, all cheesy plot and plentiful OTT violence and gore. And of course it reminded me strongly of Weft's upbringing, except … Continue reading

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*does the pirate dance*

Alluring Swiper realised now that attacking an entire crew of pirates had been somewhat ambitious. Continue reading

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Cat Piano

The Cat Piano, an animated noir beat poem. Continue reading

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Artwork post: Tim O'Brien (trains, tetrapods and unbridled horror)

I found a really nifty artist's site. With tetrapods. Continue reading

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On Them

I'm not sure if I've ever blogged this before. Continue reading

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Dream: The Pancake Trick

This involved a dozing older fellow who was sitting with a big stack of American breakfast pancakes on his head. Continue reading

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The continuing adventures of Dork Boy and Spaceman Sniff

And, lots of lovely murder! Continue reading

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Dork Boy and Spaceman Sniff in their continuing adventures

"And don't try telling me she's suddenly discovered her maternal side, 'cause she hasn't got one." Continue reading

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Are you playing Smokescreen?

Here's an example of online storytelling that is wonderful (and has a powerful message or three). Continue reading

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When mage/scholars squabble…

A little background material for Profusion. Continue reading

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You owe it to yourself to watch this fullscreen.

Cat miaow music video – surely the only one in existence that doesn't suck. Continue reading

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