Author Archives: Herm
About Herm
Worlds Built CheapA boss from James Pond 3: Kentucky Fried Fiend
It's a hen, laying eggs that hatch into explosive chicks. Continue reading
Change your name by deed poll for free
A site lets you change your name (by UK law) by printing out the necessary legal wording yourself. Continue reading
SwarmCrow gift art
This took me a long time. It's a very cool character concept. Continue reading
He is pleased to see you!
A quick tablet picture of bloody Piper. Continue reading
Saunders-Roe Princess
The Saunders-Roe Princess was a British flying boat aircraft. Look, pictures and video. Continue reading
Aren't I too old to do bad drawings in Paint?
Picture of Ayu-Asra. Continue reading
(not counted) Haiku
It's about something vile. Continue reading
Mews word cloud!
I put my book Mews into a word-cloud generator. Continue reading
#14, Rescue
A poem about a rescue that needs rescuing itself. Continue reading
#13, Flock
A silly poem about… well, you'll see. Continue reading
#11, Railing
Railing A fence, my sweet!—why, what's a fence?— a mere eight feet of paling wood. It's nothing but—you smell so good— a minor inconvenience— I've bested worse. The other day I beat a pit bull and his four, no, seven … Continue reading
Uplift books #1–#3
They're extremely good. Continue reading
#9, Old Book and #10, Mountainbank
Catching up with my backlog on the poem-a-week project. Continue reading
Dog storytelling
"The evolution of trickster stories among the dogs of North Park after the Change" by Kij Johnson Continue reading
#8, Tactical Cat-tricks
And why my muse wants to kill me. Continue reading
#7, "Something Lacking"
Silly wordiness in interlinked rubaiyat and amphibrachic tetrameter. Continue reading
#6, The Jolly Pirate Ship
Yes, it's a fictitious song not a poem. Continue reading